“二战(zhàn )”时期，盟(méng )(⛲)军要实施安奇奥(🐌)登陆计划，迫于对一门叫安(ān )奇奥大炮(🔧)的超(🎹)级武器的(🛤)忌(jì )惮(dàn )，要(yào )派两个精锐特工去摧毁这门大炮(🌗)，结果两个(gè )傻逼被派了去(👑)，最后(hòu )经过一连串(chuàn )(👁)搞笑事件，阴(yīn )差(chà )阳(🏐)错的最(zuì )后(🛺)完(wán )成(🎿)了任务(wù )。　　(✖)片段(duàn )一(🚸)：德(🚑)国(🐶)人(🥀)在北非布(🐖)置了(le )(🔊)一个陷阱，准(zhǔn )(🧚)备了一(yī )幅(fú )假(jiǎ )的防(fáng )御工(gōng )事(🖲)地图让(💱)这(🦗)二个(🎛)士兵带回去(💻)。他们(men )却(què )(🔝)阴差阳错(🙌)的拿走(🌞)了真的地图，最(⛓)终(🎾)赢得了(🍄)战役。　　片段二(èr )：他(tā )们化装成管道工(gōng )潜入德军在意大利的司令部，给(gěi )他(tā )们(💝)卫生间的(🥊)管(🍑)道修得(dé )乱(luàn )(🚗)七八(bā )糟，把将(🏻)军淋了个落(luò )(👪)汤鸡。将军去换衣服，拉(lā )开抽屉发现一套新的军服(fú )，于是洗头洗脸准(📸)备换上新(xīn )军服的时(🍽)候闭着眼把脸盆(🌂)里的(de )(🌱)脏水(shuǐ )倒进抽屉里了(le )（柜(guì )子旁(🏓)边(biān )有(🎐)一(yī )(🍁)个废水(🕕)桶）。那个将军是最主要的一个配角，很(hěn )有意思。到影片结束前(qián )1分钟，都没(👅)有一(yī )句台词。最后(🈂)说了一句“谢谢”。　　片(💨)段(🈸)三：德(dé )军有(🕵)一(yī )门(mén )(🚓)超级大(dà )炮俯视(shì )着联军将要登陆的海滩。这二(èr )个士兵居然化装成希特勒(lè )和(♈)随从(cóng )，去(🤠)视(shì )察大炮，把(👧)大炮(🕤)炸掉了。　　In May 1943, two American soldiers, Joe and Frank, of Italian descent are searching the North African desert for a German general called Von Kassler, when they are captured by Von Kassler aide Inge Schultze who lets them escape with fake war plans, only Joe and Frank steal the real war plans which pave way for the Allied victory. Months later, the duo once again come up against Von Kassler when they are captured at Anzio and try to outwit the Nazis a second time